Friday, March 20, 2009

Sin City Here We Come!

As you have hopefully deduced from the poster, the Rider Prophet is going to Las Vegas! Media Consultant and Man in the Bush will be joining me along with a few others, and tomfoolery and chicanery are sure to ensue.

Next week will be a nonstop whirlwind of debauchery, excessive gambling and adult-themed entertainment all shrouded in a veil of intoxication… Unless of course my girlfriend or members of my family are reading this… in which case next week my time will be split between sight seeing bus tours for seniors, attending church, volunteering at local soup kitchens and not marrying cocktail waitresses named Candi, all between the hours of 7:00am and 9:30pm.

Anywho, given the arduous schedule listed above, I will not be doing any blogging. Though through the wonder of technology I have set things up so that there will be a pre-written post mid-week (I can’t risk my readers finding out they live without the blog for a week).

Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got a wallet full of money that’s just itching to turn into some spare change and a hangover.


Cousin Clem said...

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, except for what ends up on your Blog!

Rider Prophet said...

... and except for any contagious diseases. For some reason they tend not abide by the "stays in vegas" rule.

reed's black said...

here is a hint that i think will be very handy for you, put a freeze on about $1000 in your acount that you would have to call for it to be released (bail $) and if you tip the strippers a happy ending is sure to fallow

reed's black said...

o and if a stripper invites you to a Donkey show as much fun as it may sound DO not go.......... they always bit