Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Top 10 things you'll never hear said at Mosaic Stadium:

10) “Good guy that Ballsy”
9) “When are they going to put that guy with the face paint and mohawk on the Maxtron?"
8) "I don't care what anyone says, that gopher is one intimidating mascot."
7) “Bring back that Sheri Trapp fellow!”
6) “I sure hope we have that French ref today”
5) "Nkeyasen at the 20... the 10... and he will score!"
4) "There's no way I'm running out on the field, that security guard just looks too athletic and focused."
3) "I don't feel like I'm paying enough for this beer."
2) Willy Cole – “Section 26, Row 31, Seat 3, you’re up to win $1000 if the Riders go all the way on this drive, and I hope you were listening because I’m not going to repeat that.”
1) "If you think about it, you really have to respect Troy Westwood."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

prophet we need to hear your comments on the big trade today ASAP

Bill said...

another one for your list:
"And now coming out for the Riders at QB: #4 Kerry Joseph"


what the hell's going on???

rider prophet said...

I will have my thoughts on the big trade tommorow.

CK said...

Bill beat me to it.

Eff.

Rider Prophet, guide us!