For the 4th straight year he’s back to remind that in many ways you remain inferior to a small child.
That’s right it’s time for everyone’s favourite child related gambling contest Are You Smarter Than A Toddler (he’s getting too big to call a toddler but I was too lazy to bother coming up with a new name). Your chance to go head to head with a 3 year old in CFL pick em’. There will be prizes for the winner and much public shaming of those who lose.
Each week Prophet Jr. will predict the winning teams of all 4 CFL match-ups. Correctly predict more winners and you could win big prizes.
Rules are as followed:
- Contest is free to enter. Simply send an email to RiderProphet at gmail
- Each week I will post Prophet Jr.’s picks
- Each week you submit your picks by email
- You get 1 point for each correct pick
- At the end of the regular season, whoever has the most points overall will win the $50 grand prize.
- Also, every person who has more points than Prophet Jr. will be entered into a draw for an additional $30.
Prize money will be funded by selling off Prophet Jr’s toys so he had better win if he wants to keep his favourite stuffed animal.
For the chronic gambler among you (of which I know there are many) we are also bringing back the Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Bonus
- $5 to enter.
- The person with the most points at the end of the regular season wins the pot
- If interested contact me by email to make payment arrangements (I can accept a wide variety of payment forms… but be aware that farm animals and sexual favours, or some combination thereof remain expressly not accepted)
Season kicks off on Thursday so be sure to get yourself entered and your week 1 picks in ASAP.
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