Monday, February 24, 2014

Monday Morning Sentimonies: Diversion

You have no doubt spent the past few days watching the olympics... more specifically watching us dominate hockey and curling. I true the Canadian spirit of kindness we were even kind enough to let Latvia and Norway be 2 of the 3 teams to score a goal on us.

Well evidently CFL GMs also spent the weekend watching olympics (or maybe the NFL Combine... which contrary to local lore is not an actual combine). Anyway, since there really isn't much CFL news to talk about (those who know my luck know that within 3 mins of this being posted there will be big Riders news) I figured I would give you some CFL inspired diversion.

And so I present the inaugural CFL Mad Libs.

Fill in the words below to create your very own CFL story. Please either copy and paste the results as a comment or email them to me and the best one will get special mention later in week.

(If for some reason the embedded version isn't working, you can just go to http://www.wordlibs.com/mad-libs/sports/mad-libs-cfl-style)

 



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

One game while the Ottawa REDBLACKS were playing the Baltimore CFLers something whiney happened.

During the 2nd quarter, the home team was 2nd and 44 but the defense took a Wally being on the field penalty making it an automatic first down. This made the home fans very fear. One even threw a can of whoop ass at the ref. Things got even crazier when a defender hit his solar plexes against the RB's fingernail. The collision was so slippery that the defender's mouthguard went flying into the stands.

For the halftime show, they had John Candy sing karaoke at mid field. They sang sk8ter boi by avril lavigne and Don't Stop Believin' by Journey before Koko Beware came out and ended the show by hitting them with a Clark.

Just after half, the QB suffered a devastating injury to his arm. It was so bad that the other QBs were too joy to play the rest of the game so the punter had to take over under centre. On the very first play he jumped and was so open that he did the twerking into the endzone and celebrated by skipping a fan in the front row.

He played so good that day that he instantly became the leading prospect to be taken first in the next expansion draft when Climax would join the league. The new stadium would be known as RIM.. no wait, now its called Blackberry stadium. The only thing left to decide on was a team name. They were between the teal fuscias or the wombats.

Green_Giant... friend to momma Prophet


John Conway said...

One game while the Roughriders were playing the Red blacks something dismal happened.

During the 2nd quarter, the home team was 2nd and 7 but the defense took a Ineligible receiver down field penalty making it an automatic first down. This made the home fans very sorrow. One even threw a Can of Wieners and Beans at the ref. Things got even crazier when a defender hit his pinkie toe against the RB's right ear. The collision was so robust that the defender's buck pad went flying into the stands.

For the halftime show, they had Stompin Tom sing karaoke at mid field. They sang I'll be there and Everything is AWESOME before Superfly Jimmy Snuka came out and ended the show by hitting them with a tree.

Just after half, the QB suffered a devastating injury to his buttocks. It was so bad that the other QBs were too distraught to play the rest of the game so the tight end had to take over under centre. On the very first play he pranced and was so open that he did the dougie into the endzone and celebrated by running a fan in the front row.

He played so good that day that he instantly became the leading prospect to be taken first in the next expansion draft when Moose Jaw would join the league. The new stadium would be known as Go Daddy stadium. The only thing left to decide on was a team name. They were between the fuchsia purple s or the Lemurs.

Rider Prophet said...

I find it hilarious (and a bit concerning) that 2 random people from a football blog both came up with Fuchsia for a colour.

Also bonus marks for avoiding the obvious pro wrestlers and taking down memory lane with the likes of Koko B Ware and Jimmy Snuka.