Thursday, October 30, 2014

Halloween Costumes For O-linemen

It’s Halloween so I decided to take a break from all the “serious” football talk and have some Halloween-themed fun. This has almost nothing to do with the fact that the Riders are on bye and I have nothing tangible to write about in terms of football matters. Just a very fortunate coincidence.

Halloween can be a time of great fun and joy… but not for everyone. Just imagine to struggles to larger gentlemen go through when trying to find a costume. Larger men such as our Rider O-linemen.

And so I’d like to take this opportunity to unveil my new line of Halloween costumes designed specifically for larger gentlemen. They are inspired by and named after offensive lineman.

The Brendan Labatte Man

The Dan Clark Kent

The Ben He-Man

The Dominic Captain Picard

The Chris Best Man

The Professor Xavier Fulton

Happy Halloween Everybody!

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