Twas the day after the contest and all over the net
The masses spewed hate at a man they'd not met.
The Rider Blogger had been chosen, a poor choice at that,
Perhaps the judges got drunk and pulled a name from a hat.
For the winner was announced as Devin Heroux,
Said Karwandy: "I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and no one but you."
Now instead of the jokes and insight the people wanted to hear
They will be forced to read Devin long for the glory days of yester-year.
"This isn't in depth, there's no penetration!
What this Devin kid needs is a good defenestration!"
Final words from the Prophet to console his fans who are grieving:
"If you'll excuse me I have to put some water in Devin's momma's dish, good evening."
If you are reading this I'm sure you're as disappointed as me in the outcome of the Mysask blog contest. But fear not... the Rider Prophet will not be silenced.
Due to overwhelming fan support, I have decided to start my own blog. Now all season long you can look forward to Rider analysis served up with a twist of humour and wit that only the Rider Prophet could provide. Your comments are always welcome. There were some hilarious comments during the contest so keep them coming.
Here's to new beginnings and a great Rider Season!
Tyler Karwandy, aka The Rider Prophet
PS - I've posted both of my entries from the mysask contest so you can continue to enjoy them.