Rider Prophet Grey Cup Prop Bets

What’s the point of sports if not to enable degenerate gambling? This quote is endorsed by Shawn Lemon, Shohei Ohtani (or at least his translator, wink, wink) and pretty much anyone involved in basketball apparently.  

With the Grey Cup coming up there will be many an opportunity to place bets. But we do things a little different around here. So here are my top 10 unofficial Grey Cup Prop Bets. Let me know in the comments what you are betting on:

 

1.     The amount of times the 2009 Grey Cup is mentioned during the broadcast – Over/Under 6.5

2.     The amount of times the more recent 2010 Grey Cup is mentioned during the broadcast – Over/Under 0.5

3.     The amount of times Glen Suitor finds a ridiculous segue to talk about Nathan Rourke even though he is not in the game – Over/Under 2.5

4.     Will there be a dribble punt? – Yes/No

5.     The amount of times either boner pills or adult underwear commercials air during the game – Over/Under 8.5

6.     In what quarter will Jason Maas waste his challenge on a 4 yard play that causes him a full-on emotional meltdown? – 1,2,3 or 4

7.     How long will the stupid in-game interview with MGK go? Over/Under 4.5 mins

a.     Bonus Question 1 – Will a significant scoring play be missed by the announcers because of said stupid interview? Yes/No

b.     Bonus Question 2 – Will Glen Suitor make a lame joke about being more of a country guy during said stupid interview? Yes/No

8.     Length of time of the longest video review? Over/Under 5.5 mins

a.     Bonus Question – Do they still get it wrong? Yes/No

9.     Number of babies born nine months from now named after the Grey Cup MVP if the Riders win? Over/Under 250.5

10.  Wild ass guess for the most obscure player who could win Grey Cup MVP (no QBs or star players. Think like ’07 James Johnson)