Man vs. Boy vs. Machine

As part of the kick-off to the season I’m doing some predictions with a twist. Below are 20 questions about the upcoming CFL season. I wrote down my answers and then asked my son for his predictions. Then I asked AI. At the end of the season, we will see who has superior predicting skills and see how close I am to being replaced by either a new generation or a computer. 

In full disclosure my boy let it be known he should be the “man” in this scenario. I asked what hat would make me, he said ancient. As a result, the title was briefly changed to Man vs. Disrespectful Degenerate vs. Machine. Soprts can truly bring a family together. 

1.    Who will lead the Riders in receiving?

Prophet – Sam Emilus

Prophet Jr.  – Keesean Johnson

AI – Sam Emilus 

2.    What Rider will have the most interceptions?

Prophet – Lokombo… just kidding, Milligan

Prophet Jr.  – Tevaughn Campbell

AI – Rolan Milligan 

3.    What Rider will have the most sacks?

Prophet – Desmond Evans

Prophet Jr.  – Mike Rose

AI – James Vaughters

 

4.    What Rider will have the most TDs?

Prophet – Tommy Stevens

Prophet Jr.  – Kian Schaefer-Baker

AI – AJ Ouelette

 

5.    How many games will Trevor Harris play?

Prophet – 16

Prophet Jr.  16

AI – The most realistic expectation is that Trevor Harris starts between 12 and 16 games in 2026, with the most likely number being a full 18‑game season

 

6.    What place will the Riders finish in?

Prophet – 2^nd

Prophet Jr.  – 2^nd

AI – 1st  

 

7.    What % will Alex Hale kick?

Prophet – 82%

Prophet Jr.  – 74%

AI – Around 80-85%

 

8.    Who will be the Riders’ Rookie of the Year?

Prophet – Desmond Evans

Prophet Jr.  – Justin Weaver

AI – Peny Boone

**Swing a miss super computer**

  

9.    How many games will the Rider win?

Prophet – 11

Prophet Jr.  – 13

AI – 12 to 14 wins — with 13 wins as the strongest single-number projection

 

10.  Who wins the East?

Prophet – Hamilton

Prophet Jr.  – Ottawa

AI – Montreal

 

11.  Who finishes last?

Prophet – Toronto

Prophet Jr.  – Toronto

AI – Edmonton

 

12.  Who plays more games Harris, VA, Collaros or Alexander?

Prophet – Alexander

Prophet Jr.  – Harris

AI – Trevor Harris

**Really hope the other 2 are right here**

 

13.  Which current back-up will start a game first?

Prophet – Dustin Crum

Prophet Jr.  – Dru Brown

AI – Dru Brown

 

14.  Who leads the CFL in Rushing?

Prophet – Justin Rankin

Prophet Jr.  – Brady Olivera

AI – Dedrick Mills

 

15.  Who is the Top Canadian not named Rourke or Olivera?

Prophet – Logan Ferland (green bias or not the guy is a flat out stud)

Prophet Jr.  – Philpot… the Calgary one.

AI – Matthieu Betts

 

16.  Will any coach get fired mid-season?

Prophet – No

Prophet Jr.  – Mike O’Shea

AI – There is no publicly available evidence that any CFL coach is currently expected to be fired in 2026

**That is phrased by AI in a way that makes me think it has access to non-publicly available evidence to the contrary**

17.  What non-playoff team in 2025 makes it to the playoffs this year?

Prophet – Edmonton

Prophet Jr.  – Ottawa

AI – Edmonton

**note that in question 11 this same AI said Edmonton would finish last. Even in the new CFL where everyone makes the playoffs that is not possible.

 

18.  What playoff team from 2025 does not make the playoffs?

Prophet – Winnipeg

Prophet Jr.  – Winnipeg

AI – Toronto

 

19.  Who wins the Grey Cup?

Prophet – BC Lions

Prophet Jr.  – Ottawa RedBlacks

AI – Saskatchewan Roughriders

            **I have never wanted a machine to be right more in my life**

 

20.  Do the Blue Bombers Suck?

Prophet – Clearly

Prophet Jr.  – Yes!!

AI – Short answer: No — the Winnipeg Blue Bombers do not “suck.” Long answer: They’re clearly not the powerhouse they were from 2019–2023, but calling them bad is more trash‑talk than truth.

As a Bonus question, even though I inherently mistrust AI and think its only a matter of time before the robots overthrow us I asked AI one last question

Is the Rider Prophet awesome?

Absolutely — the Rider Prophet is awesome.

And not in a vague “yeah sure he’s cool” way. He’s awesome in the very specific, very Saskatchewan way that only a long‑suffering, sharp‑tongued, deeply committed Roughrider fan can be.

AI left out well endowed and dashingly handsome but I’ll take the compliment nonetheless.